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The Blighted Market "Better Than Me" Hoodie

The Blighted Market "Better Than Me" Hoodie

$50.00 USD
$50.00 USD
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Embrace your inner mess with The Blighted Market “Better Than Me” Hoodie! Perfect for anyone who’s an expert in self-deprecating humor (or just really good at tripping over nothing), this unisex shirt is here to share your quirks with the world—literally.

The back of the hoodie features a collection of witty, self-deprecating quotes designed to make people laugh while secretly relating just a little too hard. Whether you're struggling with gravity, procrastination, or just your morning alarm, this hoodie has your back (and your personality) covered.

Made from a blend of ultra-soft cotton, polyester and a dash of existential dread, this hoodie is as comfortable as binge-watching your favorite series for the fourth time. With a relaxed, gender-neutral fit and a sleek design, it pairs perfectly with jeans, sweatpants, or the chaotic energy of your life choices.

  • Product Features:
  • Material: 50% cotton and 50% polyester that doesn’t judge you for skipping laundry day.
  • Fit: Unisex and forgiving, just like your best friend after a bad joke.
  • Care Instructions: Machine washable, because life’s too short for hand-washing anything.
  • Sizes: Available in XS to XXL, because self-deprecation knows no size limits.

Wear it to your next awkward social interaction, failed attempt at yoga, or that thing you’ll probably cancel last minute. The Blighted Market “Better Than Me” Hoodie—because life is hard, but at least you’re funny.

When life gives you lemons, wear a hoodie that says you’ll probably drop them.



Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 68.6 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 84 86
B) Width (cm) 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152.4 162 172
B) Half Chest (cm) 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76.2 81 86
C) Sleeve Length (cm) 85.1 87.6 90.2 92.7 95.3 97.8 100 103



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33.1 33.9
B) Width (inches) 40 44 48 52 56 60 63.8 67.7
B) Half Chest (inches) 20 22 24 26 28 30 31.9 33.9
C) Sleeve Length (inches) 33.5 34.5 35.5 36.5 37.5 38.5 39.4 40.6



Care Instructions

General The Gildan 18500 hoodie is known for its robust fabric blend, comfort, and versatility, making it a popular choice for bulk orders and custom designs.
Wash Machine wash with cold water is recommended to maintain the integrity of the fabric.
Dry Tumble dry on medium setting.
Store This hoodie is widely available online through various retailers, offering ease of purchase.
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