The Blighted Market “Drama & Sidekick” Unisex Tee
The Blighted Market “Drama & Sidekick” Unisex Tee
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Embrace your inner mess with The Blighted Market “Drama & Sidekick” Tee! Perfect for anyone who’s an expert in self-deprecating humor (or just really good at tripping over nothing), this unisex shirt is here to share your quirks with the world—literally.
The back of the tee features a collection of witty, self-deprecating quotes designed to make people laugh while secretly relating just a little too hard. Whether you're struggling with gravity, procrastination, or just your morning alarm, this shirt has your back (and your personality) covered.
Made from a blend of ultra-soft cotton and a dash of existential dread, this tee is as comfortable as binge-watching your favorite series for the fourth time. With a relaxed, gender-neutral fit and a sleek design, it pairs perfectly with jeans, sweatpants, or the chaotic energy of your life choices.
- Product Features:
- Material: 100% cotton that doesn’t judge you for skipping laundry day.
- Fit: Unisex and forgiving, just like your best friend after a bad joke.
- Care Instructions: Machine washable, because life’s too short for hand-washing anything.
- Sizes: Available in XS to XXL, because self-deprecation knows no size limits.
Wear it to your next awkward social interaction, failed attempt at yoga, or that thing you’ll probably cancel last minute. The Blighted Market “Drama & Sidekick” Tee—because life is hard, but at least you’re funny.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 85 | 88.8 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162.6 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81.3 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
| General | A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |
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