The Blighted Market “Awkward Moments” Unisex Tee
The Blighted Market “Awkward Moments” Unisex Tee
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Embrace your inner mess with The Blighted Market “Awkward Moments” Tee! Perfect for anyone who’s an expert in self-deprecating humor (or just really good at tripping over nothing), this unisex shirt is here to share your quirks with the world—literally.
The back of the tee features a collection of witty, self-deprecating quotes designed to make people laugh while secretly relating just a little too hard. Whether you're struggling with gravity, procrastination, or just your morning alarm, this shirt has your back (and your personality) covered.
Made from a blend of ultra-soft cotton and a dash of existential dread, this tee is as comfortable as binge-watching your favorite series for the fourth time. With a relaxed, gender-neutral fit and a sleek design, it pairs perfectly with jeans, sweatpants, or the chaotic energy of your life choices.
- Product Features:
- Material: 100% cotton that doesn’t judge you for skipping laundry day.
- Fit: Unisex and forgiving, just like your best friend after a bad joke.
- Care Instructions: Machine washable, because life’s too short for hand-washing anything.
- Sizes: Available in XS to XXL, because self-deprecation knows no size limits.
Wear it to your next awkward social interaction, failed attempt at yoga, or that thing you’ll probably cancel last minute. The Blighted Market “Awkward Moments” Tee—because life is hard, but at least you’re funny.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 85 | 88.8 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162.6 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81.3 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
| General | A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |
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